全美超模大赛 第一季

全美超模大赛 第一季

  This。show。is。quite。possibly。the。biggest。waste。of。videotape,。electricity,。and。RF。bandwidth。in。the。70+。year。history。of。television.。It's。nothing。but。60。minutes。of。some。of。the。worst。bile。that。can。come。out。of。human。beings,。male。or。female.。Basically,。it's。nothing。but。pure。bitchy,。catty,。c*nty,。vile。harpiness。among。the。contestants,。judges,。and。the。fashionistas。(or。should。I。say。fashionazis).。Typically。a。lot。of。insulting,。backbiting,。and。bitchy,。unnecessarily。anal-retentive。criticism.  The。thing。that。gets。me。about。the。show。is。how。much。the。judges。and。fashionazis。(and。the。pretentious。&。shallow。fashion。industry。in。general)。nit-pick。against。the。equally。bitchy。contestants。about。little,。petty,。trivial,。frivolous,。anal-retentive。things。about。their。appearance,。personality,。etc.。Things。that。the。*REAL*。people。in。this。world。(which。the。fashion。industry。lacks,。thankfully)。wouldn't。give。rat's。ass。number。1。about.。(Myself。included.)  Crap。like:。"Oh,。your。left。eyebrow。is。a。yoctometer。off。center.。That。isn't。gonna。fly,。and。nobody。will。take。you。seriously。in。this。industry。because。of。it!"。Or,。"You're。breathing。wrong.。Good。luck。with。winning。this。competition."。I'm。just。kidding。here,。but。they。usually。end。up。saying。things。almost。exactly。like。this。on。this。show.  If。getting。into。the。fashion。industry。is。this。hard,。painful,。bitchy,。insulting,。nit-picky,。catty,。backstabbing,。and。anal-retentive。as。this。show。tries。to。portray,。than。thank。the。good。Lord。that。He。made。me。all。fat,。balding,。hairy,。and。dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin',。because。I。would。never。want。to。be。required。to。have。the。caustic。bitchiness。and。anal,。pretentious。attitude。of。any。model。or。fashionazi。(or。any。fashion。industry。worker),。namely。the。people。on。this。show.  And。Janice。Dickinson,。mercy,。do。not。get。me。started。on。her...  This。show。needs。to。die.。It's。this。show。(and。many。other。"reality"。shows。like。it)。that。proves。that。competitiveness。(and。the。fashion。industry)。is。truly。the。devil's。tool...

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